Burn Book by Shebay
EV-RY-DAY-I-TUM-BLIN / Eric / Irish / 21 / Scientist / I enjoy squirrels, pillows and shiny objects / I also like boys :)
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Answer:
Dear my current crush,
I wish I could forget about you but every time I see you or your picture I get sad that you don’t feel the same way about me. Even though you kinda do sometimes. (Yeah on that note, stop fucking me around).
Ughhhh feeeeeels :(
Long list of things you'll never ask me.
| 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? |
| 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? |
| 3. Have you taken someones virginity? |
| 4. Is trust a big issue for you? |
| 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? |
| 6. What are you excited for? |
| 7. What happened tonight? |
| 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? |
| 9. Is confidence cute? |
| 10. What is the last beverage you had? |
| 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? |
| 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? |
| 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? |
| 14. What are you going to spend money on next? |
| 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? |
| 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? |
| 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? |
| 18. The last time you felt broken? |
| 19. Have you had sex today? |
| 20. Are you starting to realize anything? |
| 21. Are you in a good mood? |
| 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? |
| 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? |
| 24. What do you want right this second? |
| 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? |
| 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? |
| 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? |
| 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? |
| 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? |
| 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? |
| 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? |
| 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? |
| 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? |
| 34. Listening to? |
| 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? |
| 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? |
| 37. Do you believe in love at first sight? |
| 38. Who did you last call? |
| 39. Who was the last person you danced with? |
| 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? |
| 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? |
| 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? |
| 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? |
| 44. Do you tan in the nude? |
| 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? |
| 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? |
| 47. Who was the last person to call you? |
| 48. Do you sing in the shower? |
| 49. Do you dance in the car? |
| 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? |
| 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? |
| 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? |
| 53. Is Christmas stressful? |
| 54. Ever eat a pierogi? |
| 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? |
| 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? |
| 57. Do you believe in ghosts? |
| 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? |
| 59. Take a vitamin daily? |
| 60. Wear slippers? |
| 61. Wear a bath robe? |
| 62. What do you wear to bed? |
| 63. First concert? |
| 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? |
| 65. Nike or Adidas? |
| 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? |
| 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? |
| 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? |
| 69. Ever take dance lessons? |
| 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? |
| 71. Can you curl your tongue? |
| 72. Ever won a spelling bee? |
| 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? |
| 74. What is your favorite book? |
| 75. Do you study better with or without music? |
| 76. Regularly burn incense? |
| 77. Ever been in love? |
| 78. Who would you like to see in concert? |
| 79. What was the last concert you saw? |
| 80. Hot tea or cold tea? |
| 81. Tea or coffee? |
| 82. Favorite type of cookie? |
| 83. Can you swim well? |
| 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? |
| 85. Are you patient? |
| 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? |
| 87. Ever won a contest? |
| 88. Ever have plastic surgery? |
| 89. Which are better black or green olives? |
| 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? |
| 91. Best room for a fireplace? |
| 92. Do you want to get married? |
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],
(Source: wishtoconfess, via sinradthesailor)
beginner’s guide to eurovision song contest
(Source: vigilantsitizen, via sinradthesailor)
Answer:
oh god…. okay
1. When did you lose your virginity?
18
3. Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?
Emm I don’t think so? Unless cuddles are a fetish
4. Weirdest place you’ve had sex?
haha ummm a churchyard
9. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
I think I just answered that
10. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Nope
15. Most embarassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?
Emm I forgot someone’s name once, though in my defence I was really drunk. I also fell asleep
20. If you could have sex with anyone right now who would it be?
Matthew Mitcham, defo
21. Have you ever had a threesome?
Yusss
24. Would you have sex with your best friend?
ha I almost did :P
I’m really curious who asked this :L
NSFW ASKS
| 1: | When did you lose your virginity? |
| 2: | Rough sex or soft sex? |
| 3: | Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes? |
| 4: | Weirdest place you’ve had sex? |
| 5: | Favourite sex position? |
| 6: | Do you like to be dominant or submissive? |
| 7: | Have you ever had any one night stands? |
| 8: | Sex on the bed, couch or the floor? |
| 9: | Have you ever had sex in a public place? |
| 10: | Have you ever been caught masturbating? |
| 11: | What does your favourite sexy underwear look like? |
| 12: | How often do you have sex? |
| 13: | Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with? |
| 14: | Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex? |
| 15: | Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex? |
| 16: | A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex? |
| 17: | A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex? |
| 18: | Are you into dressing up for sex? |
| 19: | Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower? |
| 20: | If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be? |
| 21: | Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you? |
| 22: | Do you/would you use sex toys? |
| 23: | Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture? |
| 24: | Would you have sex with your best friend? |
| 25: | Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink) |
| 26: | Something that will never fail to get you horny? |
| 27: | Early morning sex or late night sex? |
| 28: | Favourite body part on the opposite sex? |
| 29: | Favourite body part on the same sex? |
| 30: | Do you watch porn? |
It annoys me how if you’re not good at Art or Music it’s okay because you’re just “not talented” in that area but if you’re not good at Science, Maths or English you’re “dumb”.
It annoys me how if you’re good at Art or Music you’re “super talented” and “special” and “creative” but if you’re good at Science or Maths you’re a nerd.
after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me
Nothing happened.
I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE
*throws down gauntlet*
Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.
Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.
Oh it’s on bitches.
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